The Homme "Official Uniform" T-Shirt

Behold, the official uniform for standing at the back of the venue with your arms crossed, nodding slightly out of sync.

This t-shirt is meticulously crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, making it significantly softer than our drummer's opinion on literally anything. The fit is modern, unisex, and pre-shrunk, so it will still look cool after you've washed it with your one other black t-shirt.

It's the perfect attire for:

• Staring pensively out of a rain-streaked window.

• Explaining to a stranger that it's "homme" with two 'm's, like the French word, but you don't actually speak French.

• Quietly judging the opening band.

Buy this shirt to let everyone know you have excellent, slightly obscure taste and an opinion on the correct weight for vinyl pressings. It's not just a shirt; it's a conversation ender. Get yours now!